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We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.
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Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.
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I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.
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It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.
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Born:
May 12, 1937
Died:
June 22, 2008
(aged 71)
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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.
Known for:
Life Is Worth Losing (2005)
The George Carlin Show (1994 – 1995)
George Carlin: Again! (1978)
Thomas and Friends (Since 1984)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
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