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While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother.
George Carlin
Born: May 12, 1937
Died: June 22, 2008 (aged 71)
Bio: George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.
Known for:
- Life Is Worth Losing (2005)
- The George Carlin Show (1994 – 1995)
- George Carlin: Again! (1978)
- Thomas and Friends (Since 1984)
- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
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