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If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees.
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
Balance your thoughts with action. — If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done.
There is no greater folly in the world than for a man to despair.
Miguel de Cervantes
Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes;
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.
Predictions that didn't happen
If it's on the Internet it must be true
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