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Rule No.1: Never lose money.
Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
No wind serves him who addresses his voyage to no certain port.
Michel de Montaigne
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.
I was taught that the way of progress was neither swift nor easy.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
Predictions that didn't happen
If it's on the Internet it must be true
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