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There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Although modesty is natural to man, it is not natural to children. Modesty only begins with the knowledge of evil.... Blushes are the sign of guilt; true innocence is ashamed of nothing.
If Socialism can only be realized when the intellectual development of all the people permits it, then we shall not see Socialism for at least five hundred years.
The most worth-while thing is to try to put happiness into the lives of others.
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
A. A. Milne
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If it's on the Internet it must be true
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