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America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.
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Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.
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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
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Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.
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Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.
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Nobody understood better than Mr. Lincoln the obvious truth that in politics it does not suffice merely to nominate candidates. Something must also be done to elect them.
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May 12, 1937
Died:
June 22, 2008
(aged 71)
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