George Carlin - Human Quotes

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I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

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As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.

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I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.

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And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

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When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.

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Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.

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