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If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

George Carlin

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

George Carlin

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

George Carlin

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

George Carlin

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

George Carlin

I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.

George Carlin

My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

George Carlin