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Life Is Worth Losing (2005)
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You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers. Yeah... Usually, they're already there.
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You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they're wearing different kind of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important.
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Nobody ever did anything very foolish except from some strong principle.
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May 12, 1937
Died:
June 22, 2008
(aged 71)
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