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Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
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If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.
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If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
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Hard work is a misleading term. Physical effort and long hours do not constitute hard work. Hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing. Anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing, you're doing hard work.
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
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May 12, 1937
Died:
June 22, 2008
(aged 71)
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