Groucho Marx Quotes
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
To a priest who liked his films and thanked him for the enjoyment he had given the world:And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
When asked to leave a 'restricted' Californian beach club:Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet Your Life? The guy says he has seventeen kids and I say: "I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally"? I never said that.