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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

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They say Allen got something from the Marx Brothers. He got nothing. Maybe twenty years ago, he might have been inspired. Today he's an original. The best, the funniest.

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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
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Born: October 2, 1890
Died: August 19, 1977 (aged 86)
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