Groucho Marx Quotes

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After peeking under the brim of Greta Garbo's floppy hat:
Pardon me, Ma'am… I thought you were a guy I knew in Pittsburgh.

Groucho Marx
Having watched a county cricket match for several hours:
Michael Davie: Are you enjoying it?
Groucho Marx: It's great. When does it start?


Groucho Marx