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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

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To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.

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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

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