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They say a man is as old as the woman he feels. In that case I'm eighty-five … I want it known here and now that this is what I want on my tombstone: Here lies Groucho Marx, and Lies and Lies and Lies. P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
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Man:
'Can I have a table near the floor?'
Groucho:
'Certainly, I'll have the waiter saw the legs off.'
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Having watched a county cricket match for several hours:
Michael Davie:
Are you enjoying it?
Groucho Marx:
It's great. When does it start?
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To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
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There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.
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Born:
October 2, 1890
Died:
August 19, 1977
(aged 86)
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