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Having watched a county cricket match for several hours:
Are you enjoying it?
It's great. When does it start?
'Can I have a table near the floor?'
'Certainly, I'll have the waiter saw the legs off.'
They say a man is as old as the woman he feels. In that case I'm eighty-five … I want it known here and now that this is what I want on my tombstone: Here lies Groucho Marx, and Lies and Lies and Lies. P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
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In every commercial state, notwithstanding any pretension to equal rights, the exaltation of a few must depress the many.
October 2, 1890
August 19, 1977
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