Groucho Marx Quote

Man: 'Can I have a table near the floor?'
Groucho: 'Certainly, I'll have the waiter saw the legs off.'


As quoted in: Cutting Edge, Or, "Back in the Knife-box, Miss Sharp": Ned Sherrin's Anthology of Wit (J.M. Dent, 1984), p. 103

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Man: 'Can I have a table near the floor?' Groucho: 'Certainly, I'll have the waiter saw the legs off.'

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Man: 'Can I have a table near the floor?' Groucho: 'Certainly, I'll have the waiter saw the legs off.'

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Man: 'Can I have a table near the floor?' Groucho: 'Certainly, I'll have the waiter saw the legs off.'

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Man: 'Can I have a table near the floor?' Groucho: 'Certainly, I'll have the waiter saw the legs off.'