I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet Your Life? The guy says he has seventeen kids and I say: "I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally"? I never said that.


Interview with Roger Ebert in Esquire magazine (7 March 1972); more on this at Snopes.com: "I Love My Cigar"

Groucho Marx Quotes

I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet ...

I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet ...

I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet ...

I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet ...