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Having watched a county cricket match for several hours:
Are you enjoying it?
It's great. When does it start?
They say Allen got something from the Marx Brothers. He got nothing. Maybe twenty years ago, he might have been inspired. Today he's an original. The best, the funniest.
They say a man is as old as the woman he feels. In that case I'm eighty-five … I want it known here and now that this is what I want on my tombstone: Here lies Groucho Marx, and Lies and Lies and Lies. P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
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The dearest friend on earth is a mere shadow compared to Jesus Christ.
October 2, 1890
August 19, 1977
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