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When asked to leave a 'restricted' Californian beach club:
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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If you can't leave in a taxi you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
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Born:
October 2, 1890
Died:
August 19, 1977
(aged 86)
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