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Groucho Marx: I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thoughts, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home.
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour…which is probably more than she ever did.
Trentino (Louis Calhern):
I am willing to do anything to prevent this war.
Firefly (Groucho Marx):
It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
If you can't leave in a taxi you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.
February 10, 1884
September 18, 1947
Bert Kalmar was a Jewish American lyricist, who was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1970.
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Animal Crackers (1930)
Horse Feathers (1932)
A Night at the Opera (1935)
The Cuckoos (1930)
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