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Bert Kalmar - Duck Soup (1933)

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Groucho Marx: I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thoughts, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home.

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Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour…which is probably more than she ever did.

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If you can't leave in a taxi you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

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Trentino (Louis Calhern): I am willing to do anything to prevent this war.
Firefly (Groucho Marx): It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield.


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Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

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Born: February 10, 1884
Died: September 18, 1947 (aged 63)
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