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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his cheque book open.
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Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
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Don't ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it's often been said that money won't make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it's a lovely thing to have around the house.
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
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A novel is like a gland pill - it nips off the cream of my hysterics and gets them running on track in a book where they belong instead of rioting all over my person.
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Born:
October 2, 1890
Died:
August 19, 1977
(aged 86)
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