Quote of the day
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
Mitch Hedberg

Born: February 24, 1968
Died: March 30, 2005 (aged 37)
Bio: Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
Known for:
- Los Enchiladas! (1999)
- Almost Famous (2000)
- Lords of Dogtown (2005)
- Saddle Rash (Since 2002)
- Mitch Hedberg: Mitch All Together (2003)
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