Mitch Hedberg Quote

Hey, this joke's on the first CD, but I added a new line so I can't fuckin' rob you of this one: I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow shit. I said C'mon, what about some celery? You fuckers don't farm. Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen. That's... That's the part that's not on the old CD.


Mitch All Together (2003)


Hey, this joke's on the first CD, but I added a new line so I can't fuckin' rob you of this one: I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow shit. I...

Hey, this joke's on the first CD, but I added a new line so I can't fuckin' rob you of this one: I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow shit. I...

Hey, this joke's on the first CD, but I added a new line so I can't fuckin' rob you of this one: I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow shit. I...

Hey, this joke's on the first CD, but I added a new line so I can't fuckin' rob you of this one: I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow shit. I...