Demetri Martin Quotes
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To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I've got a problem or what it is that I am looking at. And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am Get Him!
I am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there's nothing you can do about it.
Most of the people I hang out with are comedians. Most of the comedians I know are passionate about what they do. And all of them like to talk about comedy. It's wonderful. There is a special camaraderie that comes from the shared experience of bombing in front of groups of strangers. Because, while it's great to see one of your friends tell an "I wish I thought of that" joke, it's hilarious to watch them tell an "I'm glad I didn't think of that" joke.