Demetri Martin Quote

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? [sniff] muffins'!


As quoted in: Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (OUP Oxford, 2013), p. 183


Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? [sniff] muffins'!

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? [sniff] muffins'!

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? [sniff] muffins'!

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? [sniff] muffins'!