Demetri Martin - People Quotes

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THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the police sketch artist. This is one of the rare instances where two people can do one self-portrait.

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Like a lot of people, I've always enjoyed commenting on strangers' outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people's hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.

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To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I've got a problem or what it is that I am looking at. And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am Get Him!

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Most of the people I hang out with are comedians. Most of the comedians I know are passionate about what they do. And all of them like to talk about comedy. It's wonderful. There is a special camaraderie that comes from the shared experience of bombing in front of groups of strangers. Because, while it's great to see one of your friends tell an "I wish I thought of that" joke, it's hilarious to watch them tell an "I'm glad I didn't think of that" joke.

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Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.

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