20th-century Comedian Quotes
George, you're too old to get married again. Not only can't you cut the mustard, honey, you're too old to open the jar.
At a dinner to honour George Burns
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise—surprise and fear…fear and surprise…our two weapons are fear and surprise—and ruthless efficiency…our three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…our four…no…Amongst our weapons—amongst our weaponry—are such elements as fear, surprise…I'll come in again.
As her character Mrs. Merton, interviewing Debbie McGee:But what first, Debbie, attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?