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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Irwin Corey

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.

Often misattributed to Al Capone. Variant: You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

Irwin Corey

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

Irwin Corey

They said I was an anarchist, and they wouldn't let me in the party.

Irwin Corey

Man:Why is it that women don't have whiskers?
Corey: Well, you've been going out with the wrong girls.

Irwin Corey

Irwin Corey

Irwin Corey

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Born: July 29, 1914

Died: February 6, 2017 (aged 102)

Bio: "Professor" Irwin Corey was an American comic, film actor and activist, often billed as "The World's Foremost Authority". He introduced his unscripted, improvisational style of stand-up comedy at the well-known San Francisco club, the hungry i.

Known for:

Stuck on You! (1982)
Car Wash (1976)
How to Commit Marriage (1969)
I'm Not Rappaport (1996)
Fairy Tales (1978)

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