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Teller: Will you shut up!
Homer Simpson: Hey, I thought you didn't talk.
Teller: [nervously] Uh, I didn't mean to... it just slipped out. Oh god, now Penn's gonna beat me... I'm not the first Teller.

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The idea of mind-altering substances gives me the willies. Fill your tank with nitro, the car goes fast, sure, but not far.

Penn & Teller

Penn & Teller

Penn & Teller

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Born: March 5, 1955 (age 70)

Bio: Penn & Teller are American magicians and entertainers who have performed together since the late 1970s, noted for their ongoing act which combines elements of comedy with magic.

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