Authors
Topics
Lists
Pictures
Resources
More about Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich Quotes
183 Sourced Quotes
Source
Report...
I always wanted to eat with a Negro, Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman, Lula said. So I guess this works out good.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night." I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. Your working with a guy name Tank? He's big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank. You love me? Of course i love you. I just don't want to marry you.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
Everyone knew fear. It was the reaction that made the difference. Some people hated fear and avoided the experience. Some people endured it as a necessity. And some people became addicted to the rush.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic... it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll keep the guilt, so it isn't as if you've been skunked altogether.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.
Janet Evanovich
Source
Report...
Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. —Stephanie Plum
Janet Evanovich
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
Quote of the day
Every hand and every hour should be devoted to rescue the world from its insanity of guilt, and to assuage the pangs of human hearts with balm and anodyne. To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Horace Mann
Janet Evanovich
Creative Commons
Born:
April 22, 1943
(age 81)
Bio:
Janet Evanovich is an American writer.
Known for:
One for the Money (1994)
Tricky Twenty-Two (2015)
Takedown Twenty (2013)
Two for the Dough (1996)
Notorious Nineteen (2012)
Most used words:
ranger
morelli
lula
tank
looked
time
jersey
people
car
told
woman
grandma
kill
peanut
butter
Janet Evanovich on Wikipedia
Suggest an edit or a new quote
Janet Evanovich Quotes
Janet Evanovich Short Quotes
American Novelist Quotes
Novelist Quotes
20th-century Novelist Quotes
20th-century Women
Women Novelists
Related People
James Patterson
American Author
Nora Roberts
American Novelist
Lee Goldberg
American Novelist
Featured Authors
Lists
Predictions that didn't happen
If it's on the Internet it must be true
Remarkable Last Words (or Near-Last Words)
Picture Quotes
Confucius
Philip James Bailey
Eleanor Roosevelt
Letitia Elizabeth Landon
Popular Topics
life
love
nature
time
god
power
human
mind
work
art
heart
thought
men
day
×
Lib Quotes