That's nice of you, but it's not necessary to loan me a car. I loan you cars all the time. And I almost always destroy them or lose them. I have terrible luck with cars. Working at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and you're one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. You're a line item in my budget under entertainment.
Smokin' Seventeen: A Stephanie Plum Novel (ed. Bantam, 2011) - ISBN: 9780345527691