Janet Evanovich - Kill Quotes

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You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

Janet Evanovich
I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. Killing is wrong. We kill chickens, Mr. Wexler said. We kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers. It was hard to argue with that kind of logic because I like cows and chickens and trees much better than drug dealers.

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She doesn't know, Cate said. Kellen is a secret. I didn't think my mother would approve. Why wouldn't your mother approve? Pugg asked. It's my job, Kellen said. I kill people. It pays well, but it's not universally socially acceptable.

Janet Evanovich
"Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?"
"Let me think about that for a nanosecond," Dickie said. "Yes! Last time you were in my office you tried to kill me." "That's an exaggeration. Maim you, yes. Kill you, probably not."

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That's how you tell what a man's really made of. It's one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin' after a woman when she's shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.

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