Janet Evanovich Short Quotes

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Almost everybody I know has died, Grandma said. Bunch of wimps.

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You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.

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Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

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Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

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Cupcake, you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you

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Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

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Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

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I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

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Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

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I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.

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Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

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I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

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Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.

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I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.

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I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

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I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?

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No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.

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Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

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Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

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I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

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Calories don't count if they're connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

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My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.

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I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.

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Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

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Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. —Stephanie Plum

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