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I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. "Thought you weren't into internal pollution," I said. Lately Ranger'd been on a health food thing. "Props," Ranger told me. "Didn't want to look out of place." I didn't want to burst his fantasy bubble, but the only time Ranger wouldn't look out of place would be standing in a lineup between Rambo and Batman.

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How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

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In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.

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You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.

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That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about us." That too," I said. Ranger sliced a bagel and looked for the toaster. It's broken,"I told him. He truned the boiler on and slid the bagel into the oven. That's surprisingly domestic for a man of mystery," I said to him. He looked at me over the rim of his coffee mug. "I like things hot.

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It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.

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Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.

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I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. I was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look, Morelli said. It's floor, I told him. I can see that. If we add some milk and eggs, we can turn you into a cake.

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Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. If you're looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you'd be with me this morning. Did he make you take a blood oath that you'd protect me? He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

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