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Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me.
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It's best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia. {Right! Bacon must be heated. Knew that already, but thanks for the reminder.}
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I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.
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But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are bastards.
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Brighid's eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morrigan's red flashes. Maybe I should try to figure out how to make my eyes flash green so I could freak out the baristas at Starbucks. No, you foolish mortal, I'd say as my eyes glowed, I ordered a nonfat latte.
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Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.
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Guilt is anger directed at ourselves - at what we did or did not do. Resentment is anger directed at others - at what they did or did not do.
Peter McWilliams
Kevin Hearne
Born:
1970
(age 54)
Bio:
Kevin Hearne is an American urban fantasy novelist born and raised in Arizona.
Known for:
Hounded (2011)
Hexed (2011)
Tricked (2012)
Staked (2016)
Shattered (2014)
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