Oh, I know. They're dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they're not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they're little people, I'm sorry! Can't believe I have to be politically correct when you're the only one who can hear me.

The Iron Druid Chronicles Starter Pack 3-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered (ed. Del Rey, 2012) - ISBN: 9780345535481