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Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian." "No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process." "Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus! Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center!
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Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon
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She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the Force," Oberon said. He was still behind the counter, but he had a good lok at her as she exited. "Let go of your anger, Malina! There's still good in you! The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully!
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That's what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside. "I've run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They're usually attached to Chihuahuas.
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All the perplexities, confusions, and distresses in America arise, not from defects in their constitution or confederation, not from a want of honor or virtue, so much as from downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit, and circulation.
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1970
(age 54)
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