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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you're the boss. Or they won't. Who cares? Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.
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When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.
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A Harvard medical school study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus it really teaches the baby who's boss.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? I'm not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I'm just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I'd like to cut your chest open. The crowd cheers.
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Some people say, Never let them see you cry. I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly. (Some people say Never let them see you cry. I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.
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A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'
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It's the same reason I don't get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.
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No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?
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The Rule of Agreement reminds you to respect what your partner has created and to at least start from an open-minded place. Start with a YES and see where that takes you.
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Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.
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The more New Yorkers like something, the more disgusted they are. "The kitchen was all Sub-Zero: I want to kill myself. The building has a playroom that makes you want to break your own jaw with a golf club. I can't take it.
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In my limited experience, shows are like children. You can teach them manners and dress them in little sailor suits, but in the end, they're going to be who they're going to be.
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The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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Thomas Jefferson—another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had never seen one before.
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You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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In real life these women experienced different sides of the same sexism coin. People who didn't like Hillary called her a ballbuster. People who didn't like Sarah called her Caribou Barbie. People attempted to marginalize these women based on their gender.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist.
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Tina Fey
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Born:
May 18, 1970
(age 53)
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Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer.
Known for:
Saturday Night Live (Since 1975)
30 Rock (2006 – 2013)
Mean Girls (2004)
Sisters (2015)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016)
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