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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

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I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

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The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

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When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.

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The music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie

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When choosing sexual partners remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

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[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

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You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.

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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.

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It's no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds.

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You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar!

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This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens

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Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.

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This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.

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Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

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Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of.

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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

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Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it?

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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

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To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.

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I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.

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A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

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No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

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You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

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Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.

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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].

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Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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