I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. No way! Was I sexually active? Nope! Had I ever been molested? Well, I said, trying to make a joke, Oprah says the only answers to that question are 'Yes' and 'I don't remember.' I laughed. We were having fun. The nurse looked at me, concerned/annoyed.

Bossypants (ed. Reagan Arthur Books, 2011) - ISBN: 9780316175869