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If man has a sense of humor about God then surely God must have a sense of humor about man.
Dave Allen
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Stop taking it literally—it's only the Bible, it's not gospel.
Dara Ó Briain
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Do you know what's odd and weird and strange - a democracy with a fucking Queen... Piers Morgan, who's a cock anyway... sweaty faced bollix.
Ed Byrne
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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
Graham Norton
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It is better to meet danger than to wait for it. He that is on a lee shore, and foresees a hurricane, stands out to sea and encounters a storm to avoid a shipwreck.
Charles Caleb Colton
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