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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
I've stopped smoking... I think the cost was a lot of it, and not being able to breathe. I first gave up smoking when I was eight.
I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock.
I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and realise it's me.
If man has a sense of humor about God then surely God must have a sense of humor about man.
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A good government may, indeed, redress the grievances of an injured people; but a strong people can alone build up a great nation.
Thomas Francis Meagher
July 6, 1936
March 10, 2005
David Tynan O'Mahony, better known as Dave Allen, was an Irish comedian.
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