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I've stopped smoking... I think the cost was a lot of it, and not being able to breathe. I first gave up smoking when I was eight.

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I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

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I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and realise it's me.

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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

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We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock.

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If man has a sense of humor about God then surely God must have a sense of humor about man.

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Born: July 6, 1936
Died: March 10, 2005 (aged 68)
Bio: David Tynan O'Mahony, better known as Dave Allen, was an Irish comedian.

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