Ilona Andrews Quotes

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Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.

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You might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.

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Did I ever tell you that you are like sunshine in the middle of the night?

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I reached over and squeezed Curran's hand. Come on, you, me, a platter of barely seared meat, it will be great. If we see the navigators, we can make fun of the way they hold their forks.

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Are you hungry, baby? Curran asked. Starving. I think we should go to dinner. Great idea. What are you going to wear? My badass face. Good choice, he said.

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My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scratches looked suspiciously like letters. I climbed on a chair and looked at it from above. MINE. Oh, that's great. Fantastic. So mature. Perhaps he would pull my pigtails next or stick a tack on my seat.

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Isn't that why you have that gun mounted on the front? Or is it for other reasons, because I would've thought that a man with your powers would be past the urge to compensate. Barabas grinned. I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus, Saiman said dryly. Thank you for reminding me. Always happy to oblige.

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I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd.

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Big bad merc, down with a basic hip toss. In your place I'd be blushing.

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Does Curran not involve you in his strategic sessions? Ghastek asked. Nope, I'm just here to look pretty.

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Having a fling with you doesn't appeal to me. You're handsome, but you're too inexperienced to be good in bed. Having ridden many horses doesn't make you a good rider; it just proves that you can't recognize a good one or don't know how to keep her.

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I did some thinking. That is a very dangerous pastime, Ghastek said.

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I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft." "I bet." He almost purred. I gulped.

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You will tell me what you know now," he said. "Or?" He said nothing, so I elaborated. "See, this kind of threat usually has an 'or' attached to it. Or an 'and'. 'Tell me and I'll allow you to live' or something like that.

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Why is everyone calling me Consort?" "Jim designated you as Consort in official papers. You don't want to be called Mate, calling you Alpha is confusing, and 'Beast Lady' makes people laugh.

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Next to me, Saiman smiled. "We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck.

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I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon?

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It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.

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Who is there with you?" "Raphael" Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in three hours. Where are you?" "I said it's nothing major." "Bullshit. You wouldn't work with Raphael unless the Apocalypse was imminent and that was the only way to prevent it.

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In the whole world, there was no better place than being wrapped in him.

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She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?" He showed her his teeth. "Yes.

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Your master plan has holes big enough to drive a truck through.

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I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him. 'What's this?' 'A needle.' 'What should I do with it?' He'd walked right into it. Too easy. 'Please use it to pop your head. It's obscuring my view of the room.' - Kate & Saiman

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He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck

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Who are you, what are you doing here, who is Hood, why does he want Julie, and where is Julie's mother?" "Is that all!" He wiped the red smudge off his lip with the back of his hand. "Yes. No. Why is the cauldron important, where did it go, how is Morrigan involved, where do you go when you disappear, and why do you keep stealing the maps? Okay, now that's everything.

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Wanna spot me?" "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?

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A ghastly attempt at a smile, sure to send any normal person to a therapist.

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I know people who will gently persuade you to be forthcoming.

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There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure.

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You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a deep growl. "You're not an idiot," I told him. "You're just a deadly psychopath with a god complex.(...)

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