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I know a man who is in love with my friend. He loves her absolutely. The only thing he wants in return is for her to love him. Saiman arched his eyebrows, imitating me. And? "You're the exact opposite of him. You lack the capacity to love, so you want to smother mine as well.
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You expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread." "Not necessarily.... You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while.
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I could have fixed almost everything else, but death defeated me every time.
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The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.
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The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs." "You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you want credit for it?" "Of course it sounds bad when you put it that way.
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Jealous of the actors now, are we?" "What, of some fancy boy on the screen? Inconceivable." Oh, this was going to be good.
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She put her hand on her hip. "Where are you going?" "To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool." Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.
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Kate Daniels, trained negotiator. When in possession of some valuable information, give it away to the first sexy man you see with no guarantee of return.
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No, you're not going with him. I crossed my arms. Who decided that? He put on his I'm alpha and I'm putting my foot down expression. I decided.
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Curran gave me a flat look. "I can always drive to a burger joint instead." "Oh, so you'd throw a burger down my throat and expect making out in the back seat?" He grinned. "We can do it in the front seat instead, if you prefer. Or on the hood of the car." "I'm not doing it on the hood of the car." "Is that a dare?" Why me?
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Roland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him.
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Curran and Kate stood by the door. I can't believe you decided to come down here and check on me, she said. The guy once handed you a fan and told you to fan yourself if the sight of his naked torso was too much. That was like a year ago. Will you let it go already? No. Curran grabbed her and pulled her to him, kissing her. Never. She kissed him back and smiled. Awww. Kate and the Beast Lord sitting in a tree…
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Good morning, Ms. Daniels. I'm calling to inform you that Julie has left our premises. Not again. Curran's arms closed around me and he hugged me to him. I leaned back against him. How? She mailed herself.
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Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
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Look, he isn't even concerned. I poured the tea. He's concerned, Mother. He just doesn't panic, because he's in charge and if he panics, everybody else will panic. I can jog around the room pretending to scream if you would like, Jim offered.
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As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer. Curran looked at the fan. What? "An emergency precaution, Your Majesty. In case the lady faints. Curran just stared at him. Raphael strode toward the Pit, turned, flexed a bit, and winked at me. "Give me that, I told Curran. I need to fan myself. "No, you don't.
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One look at Rebecca and Aunt B would have an instant apoplexy. Raphael's eyebrows furrowed. My mother's approval isn't necessary. Aha. Does she know that?
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The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed. "See?" Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. "That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them.
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What did you write on here? 'Don't die'? No, I wrote, 'Don't be an asshole!' I headed for the house. On yours or mine? On yours. Well, in that case, your magic isn't working. I'm still an asshole.
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I turned to leave and paused before the gap in the ruined wall. "One last thing, Your Majesty. I'd like a name I can put into my report, something shorter than typing out 'The Leader of the Southern Shapechanger Faction.' What should I call you?" "Lord." I rolled my eyes. He shrugged. "It's short.
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I've seen your foot up close. Curran pointed to his chest. I've seen it here. He moved his hand to his jaw. Here. He touched the place over his cheek where my kick had cut him. And here.
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Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at him. Your date appears to be hysterical, Rene told me. You think I should slap some man into him?
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Who is Hunter Becker?" "Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?" "I would've preferred Becker the Easiley Surrendering or Becker the Quite Reasonable, but beyond that his name tells me nothing.
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One day I'll kill him, you know. I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.
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You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.
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On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.
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What is he doing here?" Curran growled. "He's Roland's Warlord. He's here for me." He was here for the woman who had broken his master's blade. "Tough luck. You're mine.
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He strained to say something else. I leaned toward him. He focused on me. Rape, he promised. Many, many times. Until you bleed... I'm so flattered.
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He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.
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You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car. Ascanio's eyes lit up. A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer. You don't need a Hummer. I said. Chicks dig the Hummer. You don t need any chicks either. He gave me an injured look. I have needs. I have needs too and right now I need you to concentrate on tracking down Jamar s collection. Get to it. - Andrea & Ascanio
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Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together.
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