Ilona Andrews Quotes

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Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

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Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.

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Since we're playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze. Do you have to sneeze? he asked. Be quiet. I'm pretending to enjoy your company, just as you said. Try not to strain anything. Oh, I won't. I'm very good at faking it. That shut him up.

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Oh, Gods." His eyes shone with want and predatory satisfaction. "The name's William. It's a common mistake.

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Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare. I leaned a little toward Luther. "Is this the part where I faint in fear?" Luther bit his lip. "He might also accept falling to your knees and holding your hands in humble supplication. Makes it easier for him to slap the cuffs on.

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You say the sweetest things. And that spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could resist." She snarled. Heh.

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Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she'd hook me up with a clue

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The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it.

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Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably something deeply twisted about that. Lucky for me, negligees were never my thing.

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Judging by the hard lines of his face and the flat look in his eyes, he'd left the Marines, but the Corps hadn't quite left him.

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Perhaps I just wasn't scary enough. Maybe I should invest in some horns or fangs.

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If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don't compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he'll be thrilled, because he took you there.

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I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. "Stay here. Guard the car." Saiman shut the door. "Is the sword sentient?" "No. But I like to pretend it is.

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He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?

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He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn't know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. William's gaze snagged on her chest. Yep, keep looking, Lord Bill. Keeeeeep looking.

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If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.

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The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark. My knight in furry armor. Saiman opened his mouth. "This is why I didn't. Personally, I think your smile is inappropriate.

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The lion has to stay outside" "He won't like it" The lion shook his mane. I looked at Curran. The lion melted. Skin stretched, bones twisted, and human Curran straightened. He was completely nude. Gloriously nude. "Well," Hrefna said. "I always wondered why you went all shapeshifter. Explain things.

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Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows. "We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

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Every time I think you've reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.

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When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

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I'd signed six things and my stack wasn't getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked.

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I gave him my hard stare. You're a control freak and I fight all authority. And you want us to mate? A wicked spark lit his eyes. Many, many times.

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She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. They're anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don't chew. Well, I thought I'd stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I'll swallow them.

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If I lose control, you'll be the first to know." "I'm quite perturbed by the idea.

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The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

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Everyone had a weakness. It was the law of nature that for each being there was a predator, or a disease, or a vulnerability built into their very core.

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I'd missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day I had to fight with myself to keep from making up bullshit reasons to call the Keep so I could hear his voice. My only saving grace was that Curran wasn't handling this whole mating thing any better. Yesterday he'd called me at the office claiming that he couldn't find his socks. We talked for two hours.

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I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

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It was one of those idiotic things that could've been resolved in a split second. Tara had no right to touch Raphael, and once she did he had every right to punch her. She should've left it at that, and now she was dead because she didn't.

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