Ilona Andrews Quotes

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We have to get the Diamond. And Cesare's head. They looked at me. Why the head? Doolittle asked. Because it's easy to carry and I can torture it for a long time. And I didn't just say it out loud, did I? I checked their faces. Yep, I did.

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When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high.

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Who snitched?" "We have people monitoring police radio frequencies. They gave Jim a heads-up in case our security had to storm PAD offices and bust you out of there. I found out when I saw Jim walking down the hallway snickering to himself.

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He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me.

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Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.

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Secret to what?" "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"—he raised his hands—"blessed silence.

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Help me, I can't breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.

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You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You'd make a fortune.

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I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.

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He said woman in the same way I'd say Mmmmm, yummy chocolate after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator.

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I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get yourselves killed. Then don't come crying to me.' Now that would be a neat trick.

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He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps. "I win.

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I gave him my hard stare. You're a control freak and I fight all authority. And you want us to mate? A wicked spark lit his eyes. Many, many times.

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She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. They're anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don't chew. Well, I thought I'd stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I'll swallow them.

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If I lose control, you'll be the first to know." "I'm quite perturbed by the idea.

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The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

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I'd signed six things and my stack wasn't getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked.

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On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.

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Everyone had a weakness. It was the law of nature that for each being there was a predator, or a disease, or a vulnerability built into their very core.

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I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

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I'd missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day I had to fight with myself to keep from making up bullshit reasons to call the Keep so I could hear his voice. My only saving grace was that Curran wasn't handling this whole mating thing any better. Yesterday he'd called me at the office claiming that he couldn't find his socks. We talked for two hours.

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If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don't compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he'll be thrilled, because he took you there.

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When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

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Every time I think you've reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.

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Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows. "We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

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The lion has to stay outside" "He won't like it" The lion shook his mane. I looked at Curran. The lion melted. Skin stretched, bones twisted, and human Curran straightened. He was completely nude. Gloriously nude. "Well," Hrefna said. "I always wondered why you went all shapeshifter. Explain things.

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The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark. My knight in furry armor. Saiman opened his mouth. "This is why I didn't. Personally, I think your smile is inappropriate.

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If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.

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He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn't know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. William's gaze snagged on her chest. Yep, keep looking, Lord Bill. Keeeeeep looking.

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He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?

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