Ilona Andrews Quotes

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No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not human, not whatever, but Kate. Unique and different, but not separate.

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Perhaps I just wasn't scary enough. Maybe I should invest in some horns or fangs.

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Judging by the hard lines of his face and the flat look in his eyes, he'd left the Marines, but the Corps hadn't quite left him.

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Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably something deeply twisted about that. Lucky for me, negligees were never my thing.

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The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it.

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Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she'd hook me up with a clue

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You say the sweetest things. And that spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could resist." She snarled. Heh.

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Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare. I leaned a little toward Luther. "Is this the part where I faint in fear?" Luther bit his lip. "He might also accept falling to your knees and holding your hands in humble supplication. Makes it easier for him to slap the cuffs on.

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Oh, Gods." His eyes shone with want and predatory satisfaction. "The name's William. It's a common mistake.

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Since we're playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze. Do you have to sneeze? he asked. Be quiet. I'm pretending to enjoy your company, just as you said. Try not to strain anything. Oh, I won't. I'm very good at faking it. That shut him up.

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Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.

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Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

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Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture?... I got a cookie after all... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.

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Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.

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Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you." She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. "Like a cancer?" "Like a favorite vice.

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Go home, kiss your wives, hug your children and put your affairs in order, because tomorrow I will burn your neighborhood to the ground. We will kill you, your families, your neighbors, your pets, and anyone who will stand in our path. An attack on my family will not go unpunished.

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Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form.

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What's with the cute shoelace on your head?" "What this?" He flicked the end of the cord with his finger. "Yeah. Rambo called, he wants his bandana back.

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Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free.

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Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech.

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Who is that? Your replacement. You replaced me with a shaved poodle? He's got mad skills.

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I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.

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Curran and I mixed about as well as glycerin and nitric acid: put us together, shake a bit, and hit the deck as we exploded.

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There is no such thing as privacy between a deity and his worshipper. There are no secrets, no glossed-over failures. Only promises kept and abandoned, sins committed and imagined, and raw emotion. How many of us are ready to have our lives judged? What would happen if we were found wanting?

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How did the hearing go? she asked. We won, sort of, Kaldar said. We die at dawn. The court gave the Sheeriles twenty-four hours, William corrected. Yes, but 'we die at dawn the day after tomorrow' doesn't sound nearly as dramatic. Does it have to be dramatic all the time? Catherine murmured. Of course. Everyone has a talent. Yours is crocheting and mine is making melodramatic statements.

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I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly.

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Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman

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You might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.

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Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.

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I will kill him. Erra's eyebrows rose. You'd have to go through me first. I shrugged. I have to do something for a warm-up. She laughed softly. That's the spirit. I do think you might be my favorite niece.

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