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I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly.
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I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.
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And did you have to hack his arms off? Yes, I did. He wouldn't go through the door. You say it like you're proud of it." I was proud of it. It was an example of quick thinking in a difficult situation.
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Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman
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Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.
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You might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.
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Who is Hunter Becker?" "Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?" "I would've preferred Becker the Easiley Surrendering or Becker the Quite Reasonable, but beyond that his name tells me nothing.
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I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev." Barabas sighed dramatically. "Kate, you make me despair. Let's try that again from the top, except this time pretend you are an alpha." "I don't need a lecture. I just need the book." "Much better. Little more growl in the voice?" "Barabas!" "And we're there. Congratulations!
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Butterflies were small and light, and very magic sensitive. For some reason I made them feel safe and they gravitated to me like iron shavings to a magnet. They ruined my ferocious badass image, but you'd have to be a complete beast to swat butterflies.
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You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car. Ascanio's eyes lit up. A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer. You don't need a Hummer. I said. Chicks dig the Hummer. You don t need any chicks either. He gave me an injured look. I have needs. I have needs too and right now I need you to concentrate on tracking down Jamar s collection. Get to it. - Andrea & Ascanio
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He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.
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He strained to say something else. I leaned toward him. He focused on me. Rape, he promised. Many, many times. Until you bleed... I'm so flattered.
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What is he doing here?" Curran growled. "He's Roland's Warlord. He's here for me." He was here for the woman who had broken his master's blade. "Tough luck. You're mine.
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On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.
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You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.
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One day I'll kill him, you know. I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.
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The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed. "See?" Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. "That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them.
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Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
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Look, he isn't even concerned. I poured the tea. He's concerned, Mother. He just doesn't panic, because he's in charge and if he panics, everybody else will panic. I can jog around the room pretending to scream if you would like, Jim offered.
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As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer. Curran looked at the fan. What? "An emergency precaution, Your Majesty. In case the lady faints. Curran just stared at him. Raphael strode toward the Pit, turned, flexed a bit, and winked at me. "Give me that, I told Curran. I need to fan myself. "No, you don't.
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One look at Rebecca and Aunt B would have an instant apoplexy. Raphael's eyebrows furrowed. My mother's approval isn't necessary. Aha. Does she know that?
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I turned to leave and paused before the gap in the ruined wall. "One last thing, Your Majesty. I'd like a name I can put into my report, something shorter than typing out 'The Leader of the Southern Shapechanger Faction.' What should I call you?" "Lord." I rolled my eyes. He shrugged. "It's short.
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Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at him. Your date appears to be hysterical, Rene told me. You think I should slap some man into him?
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I've seen your foot up close. Curran pointed to his chest. I've seen it here. He moved his hand to his jaw. Here. He touched the place over his cheek where my kick had cut him. And here.
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I lied. I need your help." "Who are we killing?" "Do you have a pen?
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Eroticism is assenting to life even in death.
Georges Bataille
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Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together.
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