Ilona Andrews Quotes

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Since we're playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze. Do you have to sneeze? he asked. Be quiet. I'm pretending to enjoy your company, just as you said. Try not to strain anything. Oh, I won't. I'm very good at faking it. That shut him up.

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Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.

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Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

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Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture?... I got a cookie after all... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.

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Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.

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Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you." She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. "Like a cancer?" "Like a favorite vice.

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Go home, kiss your wives, hug your children and put your affairs in order, because tomorrow I will burn your neighborhood to the ground. We will kill you, your families, your neighbors, your pets, and anyone who will stand in our path. An attack on my family will not go unpunished.

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Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form.

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What's with the cute shoelace on your head?" "What this?" He flicked the end of the cord with his finger. "Yeah. Rambo called, he wants his bandana back.

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Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free.

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Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech.

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Who is that? Your replacement. You replaced me with a shaved poodle? He's got mad skills.

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No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not human, not whatever, but Kate. Unique and different, but not separate.

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He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. Eleven out of twelve work fine. I'd say that's better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.

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No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.

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Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.

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Every handsome man had a flaw. It was just her luck that in William's case that flaw was lunacy.

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Yes, I'm too mad to punish you right now. We'll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We're going to Wal-Mart.

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Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.

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What do you mean fainted? Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.

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Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

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Sure, I didn't weigh a hundred and ten pounds, but my narrow waist let me bend and I could break a man's neck with my kick.

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I will kill him. Erra's eyebrows rose. You'd have to go through me first. I shrugged. I have to do something for a warm-up. She laughed softly. That's the spirit. I do think you might be my favorite niece.

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Curran and I mixed about as well as glycerin and nitric acid: put us together, shake a bit, and hit the deck as we exploded.

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There is no such thing as privacy between a deity and his worshipper. There are no secrets, no glossed-over failures. Only promises kept and abandoned, sins committed and imagined, and raw emotion. How many of us are ready to have our lives judged? What would happen if we were found wanting?

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How did the hearing go? she asked. We won, sort of, Kaldar said. We die at dawn. The court gave the Sheeriles twenty-four hours, William corrected. Yes, but 'we die at dawn the day after tomorrow' doesn't sound nearly as dramatic. Does it have to be dramatic all the time? Catherine murmured. Of course. Everyone has a talent. Yours is crocheting and mine is making melodramatic statements.

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I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly.

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I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.

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And did you have to hack his arms off? Yes, I did. He wouldn't go through the door. You say it like you're proud of it." I was proud of it. It was an example of quick thinking in a difficult situation.

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Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman

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