Ilona Andrews Quotes

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Who is that? Your replacement. You replaced me with a shaved poodle? He's got mad skills.

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No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not human, not whatever, but Kate. Unique and different, but not separate.

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He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. Eleven out of twelve work fine. I'd say that's better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.

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No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.

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Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.

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Every handsome man had a flaw. It was just her luck that in William's case that flaw was lunacy.

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Yes, I'm too mad to punish you right now. We'll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We're going to Wal-Mart.

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Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.

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What do you mean fainted? Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.

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Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

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Sure, I didn't weigh a hundred and ten pounds, but my narrow waist let me bend and I could break a man's neck with my kick.

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I will kill him. Erra's eyebrows rose. You'd have to go through me first. I shrugged. I have to do something for a warm-up. She laughed softly. That's the spirit. I do think you might be my favorite niece.

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Curran and I mixed about as well as glycerin and nitric acid: put us together, shake a bit, and hit the deck as we exploded.

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There is no such thing as privacy between a deity and his worshipper. There are no secrets, no glossed-over failures. Only promises kept and abandoned, sins committed and imagined, and raw emotion. How many of us are ready to have our lives judged? What would happen if we were found wanting?

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How did the hearing go? she asked. We won, sort of, Kaldar said. We die at dawn. The court gave the Sheeriles twenty-four hours, William corrected. Yes, but 'we die at dawn the day after tomorrow' doesn't sound nearly as dramatic. Does it have to be dramatic all the time? Catherine murmured. Of course. Everyone has a talent. Yours is crocheting and mine is making melodramatic statements.

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I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly.

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I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.

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And did you have to hack his arms off? Yes, I did. He wouldn't go through the door. You say it like you're proud of it." I was proud of it. It was an example of quick thinking in a difficult situation.

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Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman

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Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.

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You might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.

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He strained to say something else. I leaned toward him. He focused on me. Rape, he promised. Many, many times. Until you bleed... I'm so flattered.

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One day I'll kill him, you know. I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.

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You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.

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On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.

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What is he doing here?" Curran growled. "He's Roland's Warlord. He's here for me." He was here for the woman who had broken his master's blade. "Tough luck. You're mine.

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You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car. Ascanio's eyes lit up. A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer. You don't need a Hummer. I said. Chicks dig the Hummer. You don t need any chicks either. He gave me an injured look. I have needs. I have needs too and right now I need you to concentrate on tracking down Jamar s collection. Get to it. - Andrea & Ascanio

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I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev." Barabas sighed dramatically. "Kate, you make me despair. Let's try that again from the top, except this time pretend you are an alpha." "I don't need a lecture. I just need the book." "Much better. Little more growl in the voice?" "Barabas!" "And we're there. Congratulations!

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Butterflies were small and light, and very magic sensitive. For some reason I made them feel safe and they gravitated to me like iron shavings to a magnet. They ruined my ferocious badass image, but you'd have to be a complete beast to swat butterflies.

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Who is Hunter Becker?" "Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?" "I would've preferred Becker the Easiley Surrendering or Becker the Quite Reasonable, but beyond that his name tells me nothing.

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