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If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! 'Cause everybody likes one of those things.

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Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

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Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.

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The sun comes up and so does your dick. 'Cause at heart your dick's a farmer!

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You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

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Dave Attell

Dave Attell
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Born: January 18, 1965 (age 61)
Bio: Dave Attell is an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell.
Known for:
  1. Trainwreck (2015)
  2. Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour (2006)
  3. Pootie Tang (2001)
  4. Scary Movie 4 (2006)
  5. Los Enchiladas! (1999)
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