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If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! 'Cause everybody likes one of those things.
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Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.
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Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.
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The sun comes up and so does your dick. 'Cause at heart your dick's a farmer!
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You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.
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Born:
January 18, 1965
(age 59)
Bio:
Dave Attell is an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell.
Known for:
Trainwreck (2015)
Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour (2006)
Pootie Tang (2001)
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Los Enchiladas! (1999)
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