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Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us.

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Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

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Sex is not that important; it's the afterward part when you're naked and it's warm. Watching the sun come up through the windshield you look in her good eye and you help strap on her leg and you know: you fucked a pirate.

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Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!" "What was I thinking!"

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Born: January 18, 1965 (age 60)
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